Adult Questions Meme

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?

There would be more than one, of that I have no doubt. I mean really, have you even taken a look at the size of my blogroll?

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Anytime is great, but I prefer night.

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?

When I was a young kid, I used to suffer from car sickness, so thats a strike there. And in my drinking days, absolutely. I've also puked out the window whilst a car was moving, let me tell you thats messy, and at least once I puked inside a car (it was a Taxi).

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

No. I may be a slut, but I'm no whore.

5. Shower or bath while having sex?

I know from experience that both of those options sound so much better then the reality actually prooves. And the same goes for spa baths. But if I had to make a choice, then I would choose shower. There's simply more room in a shower. Hmmmm. Studs'n'suds.

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Depends of my mood, and the type guy I'm with.

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?

Love as in true or even romantic love, then definately no. But if you mean love like a friend, then that would have to be a yes.

8. Love or Money?

Money, lots of money. I can always buy me some lovin'

9. Credit cards or cash?

Cash. Credit Cards are pure evil. Trust me on this.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?

A number of times. And with just two of them, it happened.

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?

Are you kidding me with this question? That's a no brainer - 5 Star Hotel. It has to be said that moi hates camping with an absolute passion. Roughing it for me is anything less than three and half stars, m'kay.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex

Were to begin? How about on top a gravestone at midnight. In a shopping centre stairwell. On a sports field grandstand. On a moving train. In a boat in the middle of the river ...

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?

Well I have nearly been there anyway, except for my eyebrows and pubes. A little manscaping never hurt anyone, so maybe if I had good reason to do so.

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Both kinds, gay and straight. Overpriced and over rated, if you ask moi.

15. Ever been to a bar?

I'm a gay man who is a recovering alcoholic, what do you think?

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Yes, once again back in my drinking days.

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?

Yes, he was really cute and he carried me in his big manly arms, as I found out later. My only regret is that I cannot remember it happening.

18. Had sex in a movie theatre?

Define 'sex' ... if that includes sexual acts then, ummmm, ... yes

19. Had sex in a bathroom?

Yes, and sometimes there were other people involved too.

20. Have you ever had sex at work?

Ewwwwww. No.

21. Ever been to an adult store?

Hell yeah.

22. Bought something from an adult store?

Absolutely and definately yes. I've also had sex with the guy from an adult store on premises, do I get a bonus point for that?

23. Have you been caught having sex?

Was caught masturbating as a teen by my mother, that was traumatic. I may need therapy for life. And a friend once walked in on me and the ex-wife afterwards. But that was a close as it got.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?

Absolutely not. Just plenty of happy and filthy memories.

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?

No. I don't tend to say peoples names during sex; and if I did and didn't know them at all or all that well, then why do you think generic names like 'sweetie' and 'babe' were invented?